About This Lady : Mimi

Mimi-Haze-Contributor-Photo Mimi Haze : Writer. Lover. Feminist. Proud Fatty. If “Netflix and chill” was a profession, I’d be all over that shit.

What’s your weirdest, useless skill?

I can rap all the lyrics to Gold Digger by Kanye West

What was your favorite BuzzFeed list in the last 3 months?

29 Songs You Totally Forgot You Used To Love In 2003

Who is your celebrity crush?

Conan O’Brien

What was your best Netflix binge?

Jane the Virgin

What is your biggest pet peeve?

People who are blunt to the point of rudeness


What was your favorite high school extracurricular?

Poetry Club

Who is your femme crush & why?

Beth Ditto because she’s the first bad ass, body positive icon I got into when I first heard of Size Acceptance

Tell us something you’re looking forward to in the next year?

Becoming a stronger, more well rounded person.

What was the worst date you’ve ever been on?

After he missed the text for our reservation, we ate dinner at Taco Bell, where he told me he spent all his money on his outfit and would be ordering for himself off the dollar menu. Later on we went to an arcade bar and he got mad when I beat him at Mortal Combat. There was one point where I thought he had ditched me and I was actually relieved. The whole experience was incredibly awkward and kind of infuriating.

What is your dream job?

Teaching spoken word in a juvenile detention center

When was a time you felt most complete?

I don’t know if I’ve felt that yet…